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Chinpokomon
((An avatar loads of an actual scanned Chinpokomon card complete with copyright logo))
I'm a level 10 Pikamewquirtle. I may look cute and cuddly but I have fighting powers! I escaped from an evil Chinpokomon coach and now I fight for good. If someone's strong enough to eat me I always come back in a fresh Chinpokotesticle. Here's some of my powers:
Laundry Static: Allows me to put on fresh clothes and shock people
Super Soaker: I spray them with water, it's scary!
Toaster in the Bathtub: I combine my attacks to spray them with water and then shoot lightning
Chinpokomon rulez! Digrommon sucks!

HorneeHeche
((About 20 or so softcore porn pics load for an avatar, crashing half the players systems))
Heche iz hear and wantz seks! i wil hsvr sex wtih boyz or grrlz i cood b pray fi ur vary nis two mee btu Heche wli suc and fuk aniwun letz yif!!!!1!!!
Skorkadr:
eted bi:
yift iwth: slutbunny 20x, chinpokomon 5x, super fiter guy, marsharemington 3x, mageguy, adam 2x, janice, daryl, marty 5x
((i tihnk im ofer 18 knot shoor))

ArsenalMan
A dark man in dark clothes walks darkly through the dark land darkly pursued by dark forces for dark purposes fleeing the darkness in his own dark soul as the dark falls. He is ArsenalMan a powerful warrior scouring the terrain and trying to find his innocence lost as the angst consumes him ever alert for monsters. At his side is always the 60 swords of Carsondaily as well as a variety of machine guns, a bazooka and his powerful electro armor that can withstand anything. He regards you coldly through his cold eyes and you can feel a cold, dark emptiness where his soul should maybe be. Anyone trying to eat him must do battle with that angsty, cold, dark...thingy.

AOLer
I M N l33t ]-[@><0R d00d. 2 k00l 4 u!!!!111!!!11!!!

MarshaRemington
A kind woman with a good heart who loves JohnSteel with all her might willing to give her life for him and for their one precious little secret. She may be prey but if she is eaten John will be devastated and she must be around to take care of their precious secret
Update: Marsha was accidently killed in a duel when SnidleyEvil attacked her dream wedding and left John with the knowledge of their secret daughter Janey who will now help John survive. Little do they know that Marsha watches them and hovers as an angel and may eventually be allowed to return for a second chance at life and one more dramatic death scene or three or four.

ContsantLeaver
No profile available... no wait he just added it again... no he's gone again wants you to know you all suck... wait there he is back again... no wait...

Super Fighter Guy
i am a super fighter guy from the sfg planet...i can go ultimate power and use steroid strength to prove im good enough for the global combat with my fireball attack and watch out for other super fighter guys or any other characters from the super fighter guy show...but this character is original and is not based on the sfg show at all!

BaseGuy
I am no one. All your base are belong to us. I have 10 more characters just like this that don't make sense at all with these stupid sayings.

True Vore: *after reading all the names in chat, slowly twitching. The stapler is still on the ground where it was dropped and as he pours water over his head he looks now to the flashlight* So it's you. What did they tell you about me? Do you know why they sent you? To take my command? You're not a soldier. Just another puppet they sent out. A puppet of the chickens. You don't know what I've seen. The horror... the horror...