Lame Pouncers

A female enters…

Shannon: *enters the community with a statement in her profile that she is actually a real life woman!* Hi everyone. I'm new here and I wonder if...

Jacob: *has been sitting and hanging out with friends, suddenly sees the woman and turns into a neanderthal* Woman! Woman mine! Mine! *runs over and starts to grab at Shannon* Woman!

Danny: *also spies the woman and goes caveman* No woman mine! *attacks Jacob with his bigger club*

S: Actually I...

Desperate2BDinner > Shannon: hey want to hook up? do you have ICQ, AIM, YM, MSN, AFF, OCD?

J: *keeps fighting Danny and occasionally trying to piss a circle around Shannon* My woman! Jacob straight man! Jacob get girl!

S: Guys just let me...

FurryGuy: You men do not know how to do this! I will seduce the woman. She will yield before my impeccable grammar and perfect English and beg me to RP with her. *moves and slinks, slowly and seductively, over to Shannon, moving like a graceful animal, inching closer to her, closer, closer, coming right up on her, coming up behind her, stroking her hair, running paws along her body, stroking her, gently touching her, breathing down her neck* I know you want me.

FG: ((Damn, I think there was one typo and an improperly placed comma! If only I could fix that!))

S: *backing away slowly* That's sweet but if I could just have a little time to...

OtherWoman: hey guys back off! give her some space

S: Thank you, I...

OW: besides shes mine *kisses Shannon deeply*

S: *pulls away even further* I'm not really...

D2BD: Eat me! Eat me!

J: Girl my dinner!

D: No, girl my lover!

FG: I will take you, slowly, inch by inch, carefully, into my mouth, devouring, fondling, touching, licking, playing...

BunnyMan: *hops in* Hi! Er... I hope that lady isn't hungry... it would sure be a shame if she were to eat me... yup hope that doesn't happen.

S: *runs screaming from the group and leaves*

BM: *blinks* What happened?

D: *now back to normal* I don't know.

J: *also back to normal* Guess she's not really into this.

Straight Male Vore: *head in his hands* And people wonder why there are no women around.