Lame Anime

Chinpokomon vs. Super Fighter Guy

 

Chinpokomon: *An annoying little Japanese creature with no lips and little intelligence hops in* I am Chinpokomon! I am Super Toy Number One! I have lots of powers that include enslaving and corrupting the minds of children (or people that think like children) and throwing lightning and water at people. The kids will love me and you will not be able to stop me. Ha ha!

Super Fighter Guy: *a big guy who also has no lips flies in and stands melodramatically in front of the Chinpokomon looking like a steroid advertisement* ha ha ! i am a super fighter guy from some other planet i also have many powers that include numbing peoples minds with light shows and happy colors and i can do primal scream therapy and throw fireballs. in fact i will do that to you now chinpokomon

C: *also stands as bolds as a little creature can* Oh reely? Well you should now that if I hop into this bag I will either deter... um... ditereor... um... enter... lose power or gain power. Then I will try to trap you in a multicolored testicle. ha ha!

SFG: ...whatever. *Suddenly turns into Ultimate Power Super fighter guy! he holds up his hands* hawaii-maui-POIIIII!!!! *he throws a huge fireball looking thing at the chinpokomon and destroys it.

C: *leaps out of the way and throws lightning at Super Fighter Guy* Ha! You may have ultimite power but I have becum a level 10 Chinpokomon! You can not destroy me because I have more powers, like the ability to spam and make little pointless statements. Ha!

C: Know what I mean?

C: See?

C: Everyone pay attention to me!

SFG: *dodges the lightning* you are truly equal to my power it is amazing we should now have a pointless battle of doing this for several hours and take up this area so that noone wilbe able to do anything interesting at all. and neither of us will ever back down or even get hurt because we both think we are MAS MACHO!

Future Soldier: *some soldier from the future comes in and starts loading and playing with big guns in the background. He won't even do anything vorish or otherwise, he just desperately craves attention*

ConstantLeaver: ((That's it, I'm forlorn and leaving forever I just came on to delete a character.))

C: *looks at Super Fighter Guy* Sounds good.

C: How about we throw in a pointlessly illiterate melodramatic death scene and cry big anime tears at the end.

C: That will use up more time.

C: Pay attention to me!

Future Soldier: No, pay attention to me! *plays with his gun*

ConstantLeaver: ((No pay attention to me! Here I go, don't try to stop me!))

SFG: no it is my turn to crave attention. that will be great we can clog things up even more and make the people watching want to vomit now we will fight! *bulges out his steroid muscles to show how nifty he is*

C: I am for you sir.

SFG: *points dramatically* hey! that was a shakeseare quote, you're not allowed to do anything intelligent in these

C: Oh right um let's go bitch.

SFG: that's better *demonstrates his primal scream therapy and the huge battle for nothing begins!*

True Vores: Does anyone have a Tylenol? Or a gun?